it is TOTES okay to have a flask at our age.
my theory is this--
age 15-21 = stop being overzealous, you're underage. drinking should be a privilege. you don't deserve a flask.
21-23 = you're new to the legal drinking thing, and shots are on you, every night. plus, mom and dad are probably still paying for them and don't even know. you also don't deserve a flask.
24-30 = you're (almost?) financially independent, drinks are expensive, and you're depressed about both. GET THAT FLASK.
31+ = quit it, you alcoholic.
what would you expect when life is this easy/hard?
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