are you seeing the new hit chris pine blockbuster UNSTOPPABLE tonight?

(a) yes
(b) no
(c) drinking

the correct answer is C. ALWAYS C!

a cell phone flask

Now, Lafayette can drink with you!

contact us NOW

We haz the email set up.

theflaskyears at gmail dot com

Send us your stories of mid- to late-20s mishaps, disasters and triumphs. Tell us why you drink (or don't--three cheers for DDs! teetotaling is rad!), what cocktails you love or love to hate, and who you've recently roofied--or who you would roofie if you had the chance (watch out, Justin Timberlake).

Basically send us anything, including photos of flasks or you + flask. We're just doing this to procrastinate. And be funny if you can, because nobody likes a party pooper (YAWN).

one more time: theflaskyears at gmail dot com

Or just CLICK HERE. Click again. One more time. Yeah, that's good. Click me, baby.

HOLY CRAP WE'RE FAMOUS!!!!!!!

How do we know? Because we have a blog. And blogs make you famous. Just ask everybody out there on the internet.

Says Amy, "I'll toast to that."

a zelda flask

As a child, Chris was OBSESSED with Ocarina of Time. Says Chris, "I want that flask."

a dragon flask

don't act like you don't want a sip from this bitch.

It is TOTES okay to have a flask at our age.

it is TOTES okay to have a flask at our age.

my theory is this--
age 15-21 = stop being overzealous, you're underage. drinking should be a privilege. you don't deserve a flask.
21-23 = you're new to the legal drinking thing, and shots are on you, every night. plus, mom and dad are probably still paying for them and don't even know. you also don't deserve a flask.
24-30 = you're (almost?) financially independent, drinks are expensive, and you're depressed about both. GET THAT FLASK.
31+ = quit it, you alcoholic.

what would you expect when life is this easy/hard?