who is justin beaver?

I saw this while I was walking to my cafe to write, and I immediately took a photo. The dump truck guys packing up trash next to me were highly amused (and yes, they immediately tried to pack me up, too...bc I'm trashy, duh).

Says my friend Finn, "omg this is amazing! btw, [bieber] owes me his heart!!"

the burning means it's working

This photo was taken out front of the Rite-Aid at the Sunset+Gower shopping area that bears this unfortuante name. But something tells me if there was a cure-all ointment for our times, it would not be found in a gulch.

Then again, something tells me the people who would buy this ointment would probably live in or near a gulch. And we would call them "gulch people."

are you seeing the new hit chris pine blockbuster UNSTOPPABLE tonight?

(a) yes
(b) no
(c) drinking

the correct answer is C. ALWAYS C!

a cell phone flask

Now, Lafayette can drink with you!

contact us NOW

We haz the email set up.

theflaskyears at gmail dot com

Send us your stories of mid- to late-20s mishaps, disasters and triumphs. Tell us why you drink (or don't--three cheers for DDs! teetotaling is rad!), what cocktails you love or love to hate, and who you've recently roofied--or who you would roofie if you had the chance (watch out, Justin Timberlake).

Basically send us anything, including photos of flasks or you + flask. We're just doing this to procrastinate. And be funny if you can, because nobody likes a party pooper (YAWN).

one more time: theflaskyears at gmail dot com

Or just CLICK HERE. Click again. One more time. Yeah, that's good. Click me, baby.

HOLY CRAP WE'RE FAMOUS!!!!!!!

How do we know? Because we have a blog. And blogs make you famous. Just ask everybody out there on the internet.

Says Amy, "I'll toast to that."

a zelda flask

As a child, Chris was OBSESSED with Ocarina of Time. Says Chris, "I want that flask."